1 month old

I turned 1 month yesterday, boy did that go fast!!!! I was a very good boy and slept for 5 hours last night with no interruptions! Mommy gave me lots of kisses about that. I went to the doctor today and I weigh 7 pounds 5 ounces. The doctor said I am growing at an appropriate rate, but not on the fast track that is for sure. She called me petite....mom did not really take a liking to that label, so look out, she is going to make me eat all the time to gain more weight. She said there are no football stars that are labeled petite. Grandma does not agree, she wants me to be little forever! I went to my friend Declan's house yesterday, we took a nap together, ate together and the I cried while Declan laughed at me. Someday he will pay! I also went to a candle party at mommy's friend Katie's house and everyone went crazy over my cuteness! Mommy was happy grandma was there to take over! Mommy says I have been a lot of work the last couple of days and she can't wait until I can smile at her so all her hard work seems to have benefits. She always tells me she loves me, but she just does not understand why I have to cry all the time and why every time she starts to do something, I wake up and want to eat. She says all I ever want to do is eat! Well, I am trying to gain weight!!! Figure out what you want mom!! Do you want a football star or the laundry folded?? Mommy is going out with her friends for awhile tonight, it will be th first time daddy has been alone with me! Mommy is a little nervous, but I am not. I know what to do; eat, cry, stress my dad out and then fall asleep just as soon as he calls mommy to come home. Just kidding, I am going to try my hardest to be a good boy so mommy can go out and have a good time, she deserves it, I am hard work!!! Well, speaking of eating, I better get to it, I have company coming at 1 and again at 4. Bet you wish you were as popular as me!!! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, when we got home from the doctor today, we found dirty diapers, a banana stem and a present strung out all over the living room floor. I think Dallas ate at least 10 diapers, and 1 banana. He did however leave a few for mom to clean up. He is nasty!!!!!! I told my mom to call the vet to make sure he will be ok, but she told me that he is just a junk yard dog and besides, he topped it off with a banana and that is healthy right? On that note, have a good weekend!
-Blayke